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The
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 DID
NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked,
"Johnny, do you think Noah
did
a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny.
"How could he, with just two worms?"
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 ALL
POINTS BULLETIN
The Pentagon announced
today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called
the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday |
| UPDATE:
Don't Look Now, But They Just Found
Al-Zarqawi |
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